why am i awake
because you don’t need beauty sleep you’re already so beautiful
Last night I got up at 3 am to feed my cat. So I picked him up, noticed he was purring loudly, and thought in all seriousness:
"Very cat. Much purrs."
…then realized I may or may not spend too much time on this fucking website.
As your husband I feel I should inform you that you said that out loud.
OH MY GOD THAT’S EVEN WORSE
WAIT THERE ARW MARRIED COUPLES ON THIS WEBSITE!?
200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am
omfg so I came back from camp today and I guess this fell out of my bag while I was unpacking
aND MY DAD STARTS SCREAMING ABOUT THIS CONDOM HE FOUND IN MY ROOM AND I GOT SO SCARED OMFG AND I WAS LIKE WAIT LEMME SEE THAT AND I TURNED IT OVER
AND IT’S MY FUCKING TEA
MY DAD THOUGHT MY CINNAMON APPLE TEA WAS A CONDOM
Following back everyone until I find a tumblr gf
people who send anon hate dont deserve those sunglasses on the anonymous icon
If you’re reading this you should just go to the post below this on your dashboard and just send that person a nice message on anon for no reason and then just reblog this and yeah that’s my idea sorry if it’s stupid okay bye
The only way this gif
is if you reverse it
he’s like “the sun? well fuck that shit.”
what is this
why am I laughing so much